What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
15.06.2025 06:29
What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Why is my ex still keeping in touch with me even though she dumped me?
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?
What do you mean son?
How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
What! how could you do that?
Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Does the Lil Wayne song ‘Lollipop’ refers to a Lollipop sweet or a metaphor?
Do you know what she said mum?
True - how I loved my mum!
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”